Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
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We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?