Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?