Q. I’m an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I?
A. Seven. (Take away the S!)
Q. A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How did he see her?
A. It was the middle of the day!