Count the Days
Q. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words “Wednesday,” “Friday,” or “Sunday”?
A. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Q. A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How did he see her?
A. It was the middle of the day!