Poor People Have It…
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you’ll die. What is it?
Q. A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How did he see her?
A. It was the middle of the day!