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Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.
Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!