Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
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I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!