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Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye, matey!
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It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you’re still young enough to remember it.
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
As a single, never-married woman in my 40s, I have been questioned endlessly about my status by friends, relatives and co-workers. Over the years I’ve noticed a subtle change in the nature of their inquiries.
In my teens, friends would … Read More
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.