Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
Several years ago we headed to a nearby town to visit some relatives. I had a new car and was having fun driving fast on the twisty country roads.
As we zoomed along, I noticed a three-legged chicken keeping pace with me. I slowed to get a… Read More
John went to visit his old grandfather in a secluded area of Georgia. After chatting all night John’s grandfather made a breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film on his plate, and questioned his grandfather, "… Read More
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
Harry Hill
During a summer ranch tour we were hosting for an elder hostel, our van passed a pasture with a windmill and a herd of cattle around a stock tank.
A lady on the tour said, “Oh, look! This rancher put up a fan to cool the animals!”
Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight.
Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical of you.
Q. Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
A. Because they have lots of scales!
Q. Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
A. Because it uses a honey comb!
Once while riding the bus to work, I noticed a man at a stop enjoying a cup of coffee. As we approached the stop, he finished drinking and set the cup on the ground. This negligence surprised me, since it seemed to be a good ceramic cup. … Read More
