Clever Names
“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old son.“Bob,” he said.“And your cat?” “Bob.” “How do you keep them straight?” “Well one is Bob Cat and … Read More
More Jokes
A Frenchman Walks Into…
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”
The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”
Karate
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
A Pork Sport
Q. Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
A. Because it’ll hog the ball!
Bug Plus Bird
Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
Traveling Birds
In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler: "Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far away."
Where Eggs Come From
When my daughter, Brooxie, was 5 years old, she’d stay with my husband’s parents while we were at work. One day Brooxie was helping Papaw gather eggs.
While putting the eggs into the basket she was carrying, she asked, “Papaw, where … Read More
Lunch Break
When a squirrel slipped into my house, I did the logical thing: I panicked and called my father. "How do you get a squirrel out of a basement?" I shrieked. Dad advised me to leave a trail of peanut butter and crackers from the… Read More
