People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there's a whole world of difference between them.
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Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells.
Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of December?
A: So they could have a married Christmas
Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?
A: This one’ll sleigh you!
Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
A: This will sleigh you
Q: Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole?
A: That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
A. “‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A. A pineapple!
By Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
A: Santa’s shadow!