People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there's a whole world of difference between them.
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You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan)
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the … Read More
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear!
Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: The ghost of Christmas passed