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What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
Stand back, or I’ll beat you with my bear hands!
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke?
A: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegally?
A: “Just waiting for the bus because my car got toad.”
Want to go on a picnic?
Get otter here!
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
This is pandamonium!