Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
A: I feel so paw!
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Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
Q. What do you call a sad cat that’s in a hurry?
A. A Russian Blue.
Q: What do cats wear at night?
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.