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Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.
Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties?
A: The Great Catsby
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
A. She called claw enforcement.
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!