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Pecan somebody your own size!
No one who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?