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Says me, that’s who!
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Will.Will who?Will you just open the door already?