One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
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Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
Every time I make plans to eat better, I can hear my stomach laughing.
“Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying “I ate nachos,” I say “I accidentally ate nachos.”
Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: ‘a binge of jokes’?
If you are what you eat … I need to eat a skinny person.
Q: How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I don’t know, but where do you get your protein!?