Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Become more interesting every week!
Get our Read Up newsletter
Thanks! You're on our list.
And your life's about to get more interesting.
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
Canoe open the door?
Scold outside—let me in!
No, to whom.
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Carmen let me in already!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WandaWanda who?Wanda hang out with me right now?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.