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Turnip the volume, I love this song!
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Pecan somebody your own size!
Harry up and let me in!
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Otto know what’s taking you so long!