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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Heidi.Heidi who?Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
Carmen let me in already!
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.