Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
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Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Nun of your business!
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Convex go to prison!