Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
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Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
What does a clam do on his birthday?
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.