Q: Why did the crab never share?
A: Because he's shellfish
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Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
How do fish end their work emails?
You’re giraffing me crazy.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke?
A: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
What did the wild cat couple yell during their argument?
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegally?
A: “Just waiting for the bus because my car got toad.”
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