Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the “barking” lot!
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.
Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?
A: It was a dog and pony show.
My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum…
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.