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Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?A little old lady.A little old lady who?I didn’t know you could yodel!
Canoe open the door?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!