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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Will.Will who?Will you just open the door already?
Robin you—hand over the cash!