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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
No, you’re a poo!
Amarillo nice guy!
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Howl.Howl who?Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?