Q. How do vampires start their letters?
A. "Tomb it may concern..."
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I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.