Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
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Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.