We disbar lawyers and we defrock clergy, so why don't we: Delight electricians? Derange cowboys? Depose models? Debark tree surgeons? Depress dry cleaners?
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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they won’t touch fast food.
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple.
Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm
‘Where is everybody?" the cowpoke asks. "They’ve all gone to see Brown Paper Pete hang," says a bystander. "Why do they call him that?" the cowboy asks. "Well, he always wears a brown paper hat, a … Read More
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty."Do you have six cents?" she asked."Sorry," I said after fishing around my pockets, "I have no cents.""Finally," she muttered, "a … Read More