A hypnotist was visiting the aquarium during feeding time. "You know," the hypnotist said to the man feeding the fierce shark, "I could hypnotize that shark.""You’re crazy! He’ll rip you limb from limb," the … Read More
The week we got our puppy, I caught a stomach bug and stayed home from work one day. That afternoon, my wife called to check up on me.
"I'm okay," I said. "But guess who pooped in the dining room."
My wife's response: "Who?"