Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze
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Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. The prawn broker.
What did the flamingo post on her dating profile?
Whale, whale, whale…look who was right again.
That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
What did the bird watcher say when she mistook a hawk for an eagle?
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegally?
A: “Just waiting for the bus because my car got toad.”
Q: What would bears be without Bees?
This is pandamonium!