Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze
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Q: Why did the crab never share?
That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
I’m owl by myself.
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
This is pandamonium!
Whale hello there!
You have cat to be kitten me right now.