Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
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Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be
Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
A: Déjà brew
New word: Procaffeinating (n). – the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!