Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
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Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
Q: Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?
A: It’s a cheap shot.
Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe
Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: He brews.
Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be
Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid
A guy that just had 4 shots of espresso!
A guy th—
Now you say, “a guy that just had 4 shots of espresso who?”
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.