A Man Is Pushing His Car…
Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?
A: He’s playing Monopoly.
Q. One (k)night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was no one in the castle when they went in, and no one else entered the castle while they were there. The next day, three people came out of the castle. Who were they?
A. The king, the queen, and the knight!