Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
Little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
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Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A: He was stuffed.
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.
One caller to Butterball’s Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line had always cut the legs off the turkey before putting it in the oven, thinking that was how you had to cook a turkey. She later learned that the only reason her mom had been doing … Read More
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!