Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
Little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
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Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har-VEST.
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”—Jim Davis.
Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.