Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
Little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
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Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
A: They all have keys.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.
Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
I worked on a toll road, answering the phone, collecting money and issuing toll tickets. One Thanksgiving Day, a woman called to ask about road conditions on the turnpike. After I said everything was A-okay, she told me a friend was coming … Read More