Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
Little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
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Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Thanksgiving for what?
Thanks giving us this turkey.
After a long Thanksgiving Day of eating and playing, my 3-year-old granddaughter asked her mother to carry her. When I asked if her legs were broken, Aislin said, “Yes, they’re out of batteries.”
One caller to Butterball’s Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line had always cut the legs off the turkey before putting it in the oven, thinking that was how you had to cook a turkey. She later learned that the only reason her mom had been doing … Read More
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus?
Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”—Erma Bombeck