Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid
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Q: What do you call sad coffee?
Coffee is the most important meal of the day
Q: Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?
A: It’s a cheap shot.
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
A: Déjà brew
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.