Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid
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Q: What did the barista’s Valentine say?
A: I can’t espresso my love for you.
Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: He brews.
A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
Coffee is the most important meal of the day
There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be
Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.
Q: What do you call sad coffee?