If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
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Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
Q: What’s the best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
New word: Procaffeinating (n). – the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Q: What do you call it when someone steals your morning coffee?
A: A mugging.
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.