If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
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Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.
Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Very, very seriously.
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.