Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they're Santa's star bucks!
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Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Q: Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?
A: Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?