Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they're Santa's star bucks!
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Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?
A. North Pole-vaulting!
Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A. Santa Klutz!
Q: What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
Q: What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
A: At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley.
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!