Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they're Santa's star bucks!
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Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
A: Sandy Claus
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
Q:What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on his wife’s health insurance?
A: A dependent Claus.
By Sam Benson Smith
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp Pringles.
Q: What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?