Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they're Santa's star bucks!
Become more interesting every week!
Get our Read Up newsletter
Thanks! You're on our list.
And your life's about to get more interesting.
Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A: A B C D E F G…
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
A. Crisp Pringles!
Q: What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?