Tim Siedell on The Revenant

I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.

@Popcorngoddess1

1. Nice shirt.

2. Wow. A second nice shirt.

3. OK, first shirt again.

4. He has two shirts.

@Ristolable

Sometimes I like to sit my dog down for a performance review, just to remind him who’s boss.
@rmfnord

My favorite game  is “Professional Dog Walker or Crazy Person?”

@KenJennings

I never feel more privileged 
than when I get angry about a website design.

Comedian Kelly Oxford

Old daredevils never die; they just get discouraged.

There’s no “I” in denial.

Peter Serafinowicz

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

@JoshGondelman