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Tooth Pulled

A woman and her husband stop at a dentist’s office.
“I need a tooth pulled right away,” 
she says. “Don’t bother with the Novocain; we’re in a hurry.”

“Which tooth do 
you want pulled?” asks the dentist.

The woman shoves her husband toward the dentist. “Go ahead, dear. Show him your tooth.”