Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator