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Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
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Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
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Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
I love you from my head tomatoes