Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato