Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
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Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.