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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.