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Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!