Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
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Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: What do you call a witch who lives on a beach?
A: A sand-witch