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Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.