Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A: Now stop talking about that and brush your face!
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Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones
The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.