Q: What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps?
A: A river.
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Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.
Q. I’m the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?
A. An elephant’s shadow!
Q. What’s the difference between a jeweler and a prison guard?
A. A jeweler sells watches, and a prison guard watches cells!
Q: Why is the letter A the most like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you’ll die. What is it?
Q: If a red-house is made of red bricks, has a red wooden door, and a red roof, and a yellow-house is made of yellow bricks, has a yellow wooden door, and a yellow roof, then what is a green-house made of?
Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?
A: Baby pandas!
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom!