I didn't do it on porpoise.
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Whale, whale, whale…look who was right again.
Do you have water? I’m a little horse.
Q: What would bears be without Bees?
What did the bird watcher say when she mistook a hawk for an eagle?
That’s very hippo-critical.
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
You’re giraffing me crazy.