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Wrinkles and Irony

This farmers wife prayed to the Lord and asked him, "How old will I be when I die?"

His reply was 96 years old.

She said, "Hot diggity dog, I will have myself fixed up."

She had everything lifted and tucked and was in the doctor's office, making the last payment on her reconstruction. She walked out of the doctor's office, started across the street, and was hit and killed.

She gets to heaven and asks the Lord, "What happened? You told me that I would live to be 96."

His reply: "We'll I just didn't recognize you!"