While auditing one of our departments, an assistant asked me what I was doing. "Listing your assets," I told her. "Oh," she said. "Well, I have a good sense of humor and I make great lasagna."
A female attorney in a law office found a typewriter on her desk with this note: "We are short of secretarial help and need your assistance."
Recognizing that this was yet another prank by her male colleagues, she quickly typed a response that forever squelched the jokes: "I wold lov to hep out eny wey I kan."