Big Problem

My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills that he can take, but he can't get them out of the ...

-- Comic Brian Kiley

Weight Loss Hotline

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press ...

-- Humorist Randy Glasbergen

Identity Crisis

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are ...

Submitted by Blake Kiltoff

Emergency

I opened the refrigerator at work to get my lunch. Instead of my dessert, I found this note: ...

-- Jeremiah Bell

Fighting for Honor

In honor of our armed forces, the University of South Carolina football team used the backs of ...

-- Mike Gadell

Too Many Cooks

A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen. "Careful," he cries. ...

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Relative Comfort

As my sister relaxed on the couch, her head comfortably leaning against the crook of her husband's ...

-- Amber Cariker

The Important Things

With fire alarms blaring at my mom's apartment complex, she grabbed her favorite bathing suit and ...

-- Cathy Peacock

Grapes

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe! Breathe! ...

Good Service

I was attending a benefit, and before the show began, I walked up to a man wearing fatigues. ...

-- Karen Kaplowitz