Frugality Now

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a drunk are at a bar. When they get their beers, they notice a fly ...

The Joy of Discovery

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every ...

-- Comic Craig Sharf

Shower Talk

One of our hotel guests complained to me about a spraying showerhead: "I can't get in the ...

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Airplane Talk

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her ...

-- Dawn Callahan

Assets

While auditing one of our departments, an assistant asked me what I was doing. "Listing your ...

-- Alec Kay

True Statement

Man Found Dead in Lake Was a Lonely ...

Dog Owners

A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. "My dog is so smart," ...

Contributed by Sourabh Bhatia

The Best Sleep

I returned home from my ninth business trip of the year with a severe bout of jet lag–induced ...

-- Mario Nastasi

Buying a Puppy

A woman at my friend's pet shop pointed to a Labrador puppy. "I want that one," she said. ...

-- Cinthia Gagnon

Topless Bar

Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn't wait to tell us all about life in ...

-- James Triplett