Monkey Business

Staring at an empty cage, a zoo visitor asks, "Where are all the monkeys?" "It's ...

-- Dennis Rickman

Hometown Heroes

Our hometown baseball team is called the Possums. They get killed on the ...

Contributed by Richard Klimkiewicz

Blindsided

Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, ...

-- Mort Sheinman

Good Eulogy

The pastor asks his flock, "What would you like people to say when you're in your ...

Contributed by L.B. Weinstein

Stripping Titles

We disbar lawyers and we defrock clergy, so why don't we: Delight electricians? Derange cowboys? ...

-- Frieda Stein

Passing the Test

One time, I had to tell a candidate that we would not be able to offer him a job because his drug ...

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Dangerous Photography

A neighborhood photography studio offered a special that few could resist. The sign read, "Now ...

-- Linda Cantrell

No Problem?

One diagnostic-imaging center claims that its high-tech medical procedures are second to none. The ...

-- Florence Crumley

Car Troubles

A customer brought her car into our Saturn dealership complaining of rattling noises. Later, the ...

-- Erik Davison

Friendly Reminder

During my first meeting with my physically challenged students, I assured them that most people are ...

-- Robert Mehl, Sr.