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The antiaging ad that I'd like to see is a baby covered in cream saying, "Ah! I've used too ...
I was mugged twice last year. The odds of getting mugged once are 1 in 50. The odds of getting ...
-- Dan Upham
I had an inauspicious start as a dog groomer when one of my first clients bit me. Noticing my pain, ...
-- Jan Virgo
Max the little camel walks into his parents' room at 3 a.m. and asks for a glass of water. ...
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Frank Ferri … is standing over a patient in the operating room, scalpel in hand, wishing he ...
A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up ...
A letter I received from my son stationed in Baghdad: Mom, Yesterday I was part of a security ...
Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her ...
-- L.B. Weinstein
We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings: ...
-- Brad Stine
Other people's tattoos are like other people's children: Only you can see how bad they ...
-- Claudia Cogan