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My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills that he can take, but he can't get them out of the ...
-- Comic Brian Kiley
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press ...
-- Humorist Randy Glasbergen
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are ...
Submitted by Blake Kiltoff
I opened the refrigerator at work to get my lunch. Instead of my dessert, I found this note: ...
-- Jeremiah Bell
In honor of our armed forces, the University of South Carolina football team used the backs of ...
-- Mike Gadell
A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen. "Careful," he cries. ...
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As my sister relaxed on the couch, her head comfortably leaning against the crook of her husband's ...
-- Amber Cariker
With fire alarms blaring at my mom's apartment complex, she grabbed her favorite bathing suit and ...
-- Cathy Peacock
I was attending a benefit, and before the show began, I walked up to a man wearing fatigues. ...
-- Karen Kaplowitz