A Man Is Pushing His Car…

Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?

A: He’s playing Monopoly.

  • Category: Riddles

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    Q: Which month has 28 days? A: All of them, silly!…

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