Bar Order

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get ya?" asks the bartender.

"Blood," orders the first vampire.

"Make it two," says the second.

The bartender looks at the third. "What about you, buddy?"

"Plasma," says the vampire.

"Okay," replies the barman. "Let me make sure I’ve got this straight. Two bloods and a blood light."

 

 

  • Category: Bar Jokes

    Adding Insult to Introduction

    Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate…

    Infinitely Many Mathematicians…

    Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first…

    An Amnesiac Walks Into…

    An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful…

    Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.

    At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited…

    You Look so Familiar…

    The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in…

    A Penguin Walks Into…

    A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks…

    A Panda Walks Into…

    A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then…

    A Horse Walks Into…

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says…

    Two Men Walk Into…

    Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of…

    Two Cartons of Yogurt…

    Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who…

    This Cowboy Walks Into…

    This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is…

    The Past, Present and Future…

    The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was…

    This Dyslexic Guy…

    So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra…

    Doctor Jones’ Daiquiri

    Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work and enjoy an…

    Charles Dickens Walks Into…

    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The…

    A Man Walks Into…

    A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one…

    A Pair of Jumper Cables…

    A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a…

    A Mushroom Walks Into…

    A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The…

    A Guy Walks Into…

    A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks…

    A Group of Fonts

    Several fonts walk into a bar. “Get out of…

    A Grasshopper Hops Into…

    A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says…

    A Frenchman Walks Into…

    A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder…

    A Dog Goes Into…

    A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender…

    A Brain Goes Into…

    A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender…

    A Bear Walks Into…

    A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a…

    A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

    When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug…

    Quite a Crowd

    Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder…

    So a Dog Walks Into…

    So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do…

    A Pork Chop Goes Into…

    A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink. The…

    A Pig Walks Into a Bar…

    A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and drinks them…

    A Classic Rivalry

    A Red Sox fan walks into a Boston pub and spots a guy…

    Bar Signs

    A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic…

    Drinking Buddies

    Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his…

    Topless Bar

    Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James…

    An Excellent Vintage

    A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of…

    Being Reasonable

    Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a…

    Good Answer

    A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar…

    Duck in a Bar

    This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

    At the Bar

    Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to…

    Bar Order

    Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get…

    Drinking Catchers

    A sign on Washington’s Route 8, featuring an…

    Pucker Up

    One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where…

    Case Study

    I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend…