Being a Good Sport

Halfway through dinner one night, our friend Jim told us of his days playing football in college as a defensive lineman.

"Did you play sports in college, Mike?" his wife then asked me.

"Yes," I answered.

"I was on West Point’s shooting team."

"That’s great," she said, appropriately impressed. "Offense or defense?"


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