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Client No. 1: So it turns out you were right about me wanting a colon instead of a semicolon. But since we’re on the subject, I’d like you to revisit the copy and include more semicolons. I want people to think we’re smart.
Client No. 2: Since you have overbid on our project, can you recommend anyone who has your exact same design skills and client-relationship abilities for half the cost?
Client No. 3: Please be sure to print the cover and the table of contents at the front of the book, then print the chapters in this order: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.