Drinking Catchers

A sign on Washington’s Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing, reads

"If you drink and drive, we’ll provide the chasers."

  • Category: Bar Jokes

    Adding Insult to Introduction

    Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate…

    Infinitely Many Mathematicians…

    Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first…

    An Amnesiac Walks Into…

    An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful…

    Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.

    At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited…

    You Look so Familiar…

    The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in…

    A Penguin Walks Into…

    A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks…

    A Panda Walks Into…

    A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then…

    A Horse Walks Into…

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says…

    Two Men Walk Into…

    Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of…

    Two Cartons of Yogurt…

    Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who…

    This Cowboy Walks Into…

    This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is…

    The Past, Present and Future…

    The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was…

    This Dyslexic Guy…

    So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra…

    Doctor Jones’ Daiquiri

    Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work and enjoy an…

    Charles Dickens Walks Into…

    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The…

    A Man Walks Into…

    A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one…

    A Pair of Jumper Cables…

    A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a…

    A Mushroom Walks Into…

    A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The…

    A Guy Walks Into…

    A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks…

    A Group of Fonts

    Several fonts walk into a bar. “Get out of…

    A Grasshopper Hops Into…

    A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says…

    A Frenchman Walks Into…

    A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder…

    A Dog Goes Into…

    A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender…

    A Brain Goes Into…

    A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender…

    A Bear Walks Into…

    A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a…

    A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

    When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug…

    Quite a Crowd

    Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder…

    So a Dog Walks Into…

    So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do…

    A Pork Chop Goes Into…

    A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink. The…

    A Pig Walks Into a Bar…

    A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and drinks them…

    A Classic Rivalry

    A Red Sox fan walks into a Boston pub and spots a guy…

    Bar Signs

    A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic…

    Drinking Buddies

    Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his…

    Topless Bar

    Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James…

    An Excellent Vintage

    A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of…

    Being Reasonable

    Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a…

    Good Answer

    A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar…

    Duck in a Bar

    This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

    At the Bar

    Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to…

    Bar Order

    Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get…

    Drinking Catchers

    A sign on Washington’s Route 8, featuring an…

    Pucker Up

    One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where…

    Case Study

    I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend…