The day after the Haitian earthquake, I got a frantic call from my daughter in Florida. "What’s wrong?" I asked.

"Nate’s been called up by the National Guard. He’s going to Haiti," she said. Then came the tears: "I didn’t even know we were at war with Haiti!"

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