Identification

After finishing his meal, my grandfather, a retired Marine captain, asked the waitress for the 15 percent discount the restaurant offered veterans.

"Do you need to see my military ID?" he asked.

"That’s all right," she said. "I know you were in the military. I can tell by your T-shirt."

Grandpa’s shirt read "Welcome to Gettysburg National Military Park."

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