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My new credit card arrived in the mail with a large sticker on it, giving the phone number to activate the card. I called the number and got one option: ‘Press One’ to activate the credit card. That led me to a live person, who answered with her first name and the title "Credit Card Activator."

As I got ready to give her the necessary information, she interrupted me, asking, "How can I help you?"

 

 

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