Jokes Every Vegan Should Know

What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead.

 

How many carnivores does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to stay in 
the dark.

 

How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
I don’t know, but where do you get your protein?

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