Meeting Time

Meetingboy.com invites viewers to gripe about their jobs. Some of the best responses: "No, I wasn’t playing devil’s advocate. I really think your idea is stupid."

"Getting an excellent performance review but then no raise is like being told you get dessert, then learning the dessert is celery."

"Of course it wasn’t convincing. That 60-slide PowerPoint presentation wasn’t to convince people. It was to break their will."

"You had me at ‘meeting canceled.’"

  • Category: Office Jokes

    Answering Your Own Question

    An acquaintance of mine was hired as a research assistant…

    Business Wardrobe

    It was our new receptionist’s very first job, and it…

    Unable to See

    My husband works for a high-tech company that uses a…

    Getting an Eyefull

    When a fellow piano tuner was ill, I took over his…

    Getting the Cold Shoulder

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in…

    Lisp

    The boss placed a sign directly over the sink in the…

    Locked Out

    Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a…

    Math Calculation

    Another man and I share a locker at work. Noticing that it…

    Misunderstood

    Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank…

    Mouse Trap

    My brother Jim was hired by a government agency and…

    Office Meeting

    The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles…

    Problems on Both Ends

    My nephew, a flight attendant, split the back of his pants…

    Rubbed the Wrong Way

    I was halfway through a meeting with a photocopy salesman…

    Uninvited Announcement

    Each year our company holds a training session in the…

    Crabby Department

    The clinic where I work promoted a co-worker to head the…

    Fat Chance

    Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that…

    Giving Away Tickets

    When I was a rookie police officer, I was flustered by…

    People Lover

    A friend and I used to run a small temporary-staffing…

    Surprised

    In honor of my brother’s retirement from the police…

    Giving Away Your Age

    How not to become a member of senior management: During a…