Micro Managing

“What are you doing?” asked my mother after I pressed several 
buttons on her microwave.

“Reheating these leftovers for two minutes at 80 percent.”

“I didn’t know you could do that.”

“Sure. How do you reheat bacon?”

“Oh,” she said, “that’s two biscuits and a popcorn.”

Robin Roberson, Sandy, Utah

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