One Argument for Bachelorhood

When my lifelong-bachelor uncle turned 78, he traveled across the country to visit a dozen or so 
old girlfriends.

“How’d it go?” I asked when he returned.

“Thank God I never married any of them,” he said. “They’re all widows.”

—Bill Notchman, Montclair, New Jersey

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